GIRL! LOVES COOKIE MONSTER!
Monday, November 5, 2007
it blooms for you @7:30 PM
hi people. today is so gossip-y and slacky.
slept late last night thanks to the rain.
woke up super early! 7am thanks to my sis.
went to work.
did i ever mention abt all the name calling??
hm.. i dont think so... okay. so here it goes.
i dont know since when my name,
HUI FEN has changed to Sophia and
then to GIRL!
so i guess this is the process:
HUIFEN --> Sophen(changed by Rhio)
--> Sophia --> Weefen --> Sophen
--> AH Girl(siti, Assist. M) --> Girl Girl
--> Woman! --> GIRL!
okay see the process. how amazing to change
HUI FEN into GIRL!
is HUI FEN such a difficult name?? ZOMG!
i should give myself a single syllable English name!
so all the ladies in subway are gossiping
since morning till afternoon.
some of the things they talked abt are
really funny and stupid that
you could just laugh your head off.
hm... so felicia is quitting her job by this Friday.
sad. hm... cant bare to be apart so fast.
anw, my off day for this week is on
Thursday and Saturday.
ASK ME OUT! CALL ME! DATE ME!
homed. found out that mommy and daddy went to
Malaysia to play
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG arent they tired off malaysia??
i guess i have very weird parents
who have plenty of free time to
visit malaysia almost every week.
so my weirdo parents came home only like at 7pm.
nothing is prepared for dinner except for rice and porridge.
luckily they bought roasted chicken home,
if not i think i will have no dinner for tonight.
jie jie is so barbaric la.
she use her hand to eat the chicken!
she even use her hand to steal the chicken from my bowl!
OMG! faint sia! too barbaric to eat together man.
must send her to civilisation lesson or etiquette course.
quality time during dinner.
MOM: so what did you have for breakfast today?
ME: maggie mee with some bacons and egg in the fridge??MOM: oh... okay then that's good. so who did the cooking?ME: Auntie(my MAID) cook lor.MOM: WHAT?! AUNTIE? you so lazy ah!
why cant you cook it yourself? it's so simple!ME: coz i dont even know how to cook.
i also dont how to crack an egg,
on the stove or boil the water properly!MOM: so whose fault is that huh??ME: ya ... of course it's my fault
but it's not all my fault!
last time, you dont allow me to enter the kitchen
of course i dont know anything abt the kitchen la.
besides what do you think your kitchen will turn into
if i did all the cooking myself??
MOM: okay la... so now i will let you enter the kitchen,
then are you planning to learn how to cook?ME: no... unless i have time to learn la.
i now want to study and do my part time job.MOM: then dont blame anyone next time
if you have no food to eat
after i sent the maid home!hm... jiejie said that i was a spoilt brat.
okay fine... i'm the only person in the family
who cant cook a decent meal
coz i dont know how to cook for
who-know-what-the nuts-reason-is.
ya... see i'm going to die
if my mommy really sent the maid home.
coz i cant crack a egg properly!
i mean it! okay people, save me k?
nvm ... i'm going to stock up my junk food jar now!
hahaha... jealous right. haha.
dont you think that you can steal any from me!
coz i will buy a cookie monster to guard it!
my cookie monster will bite anyone else who touch my jar!!
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GGGOOOO AAAAWWWWAAAAAAYYYYY!
btw... cookie monster is
MINE!and it's
NOT a blue elmo for heaven's sake.